Spanish seeking entry level positions, Cantonese speaking wanted, Mandarin speaker needed, Portuguese trader needed... God where are Hindi speaking jobs???
Damm you firangs from the empire where Sun never used to set !! You came, plundered our resources, took away our diamonds and left a legacy of sorry and corruption. If that was not enough the killer blow was their absolutely un-scientific language that makes P U T p'uu't but B U T b'a't .. D O D'uu , T O T'uu but G O Go...Why not G'uu ?? Aah I can seem some smirks et.all. For more check out various hilarious and logical conversations between Pyaremohan and Pujaniya Jijaji..
The whole idea is just because the entire nation reads, writes and speaks this avagyanik bhasha and do it very well, infact most of spell-bees are Desis. Any Tinku Dinu & Hariya can transform into Tom Dick & Harry without even betting an eyelid. It would be tough to find a pocket in India where English is an alien language. Entire nation understands it and take pride in patronizing it .. Hindi or anything regional is so downmarket. Its economy booster too after all this is the language that is running 'lifestyles' of so many college going teens and hip-hop-trans-rock-techno brigade in the country though .... कितने घरों के रात का ओह नही दिन का चूल्हा नही जलता अगर ये नही होती तो.. रात को तो पता नही क्या क्या जलता हैं ;-)
But what ! Considering a very small universe , i.e. mine, who the hell is paying the cost.. Poor students caught in this downturn searching for the edge to sneak their foot in the door. Second ...should I say first language could have been a great asset to have considering the jobs as mentioned on top floating in the market :-( Everyone has Master's, everyone has 4.0 GPA, everyone knows Black Scholes or Monte Carlo, everyone know Ingliish, but not everyone know Mandarin, Spanish , Cantonese, Portuguese etc etc..
However, Sun is already setting for the Empire, probably right time to pull out the likes of Sumitra Nandan Pant, Maithili Sharan Gupt and Harivansh Rai Bachchan..
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